Friday, April 1, 2011

labilmakers of my world.

setelah stejoe mengatakan blog gua tulisannya 'formal banget' dan 'kurang absurd' (yang bikin gua pengen nonjok mukanya terus motong rambutnya yang superbagus dan gua tempelin ke kepala gua), gua jadi merasa 'JLEBSSSSS' gitu, ah tapi yaudalah ya, sori deh stejoe kalo ruang-ruang di otak gua tersusun lebih teratur dibanding otak lu yang kayak labirin itu, otak gua emang sedemikian teraturnya, searching machine aja ada, jadi kalo mau nyari data apa gitu di otak gua tinggal ketik keyword terus pencet 'search'. yep, ide website Google itu sebenernya niru sistem otak gua. but that is supposed to be a secret so don't tell anybodeh ;)

anyway, sebenernya ua jadi pengen ngupdate blog gua terus gara-gara dibilangin gitu sama stejoe, gua jadi gatau mau nuils apa kan. yaudah gua copas aja game ini dari blognya nasya. dan emang daridulu gua demen ngisi ginian uhyohyohyo.


30 orang ya, hmm, gua isinya selang seling cewe-cowo aja dah.


Can you name 30 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 30 people. No cheating!

1. winny
2. reno
3. ace
4. ixara
5. putri
6. rio
7. glenda
8. cublo
9. jong
10. ko yudhi
11. monic
12. eko
13. tata
14. agung
15. nasya
16. erwin
17. stejo
18. nando
19. gio
20. sudib
21. raras
22. meily
23. kak vita
24. harman
25. sonya
26. diandra
27. thalia
28. livi
29. gege
30. nana

THE QUESTIONS:
• How did you meet 10?
dia pelatih koor gua. tapi pelatih terburuk yang pernah gua miliki sih haha

• What would you do if you had never met 6?
ya ga apa apa paling member keluarga gua berkurang satu

• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
HAHAHA. susah lah muka dua2nya sama2 jelek

• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
EWW Neither! they're disgusting!!

• Did you ever like 9?
I pretend to but I never did.

• Have you ever seen 4 cry?
if I have then he must be the weakest guy around.

• Would 4 and 12 make a good mate?
oh ya kebetulan mereka homoan.

• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
HAHA. susah, nomer satu kebagusan buat nomer dua.

• Describe 8:
FREAK.

• Do you like 12?
mending sama keset.

• Tell me something about 17:
she's... nothing special about her, really.

• What's 7's favorite color?
why does it matter?

• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
really? oh well I don't like you back

• When was the last time you talked to number 15?
I tried to avoid her so I forgot when, it's been such a long time though.

• How do you think 19 feels about you?
I think she thinks I'm super awesome.

• What languages does 13 speak?
none that she speaks fluently.

• Who is 2 going out with?
****

• What grade is 16 in?
why do I care?

• What is 5's favorite music?
definitely dangdut. or not.

• Would you ever date 3?
I'm too awesome for her.

• Is 11 single?
iya kali mana gua tau

• What is 10s last name?
eka... ekapuro? eka something lah lupa ga penting

• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
she's dating the freaky Justin Bieber

• Where does 18 live?
jurassic park

• What do you think about 20?
he's not as awesome as I am

• What is the best thing about 4?
he could play baseball. but then again, I also can. so it's nothing special eh?

• Is 21 hard-working?
who knows? nobody pays attention to her.

• What would you like to tell 14 right now?
go on a diet, dude.

• How did you meet 9?
I forget, it's not so important right

• What is the best and worst thing about 27?
best=none; worst=everything

• Are you going to know 3 forever?
I would be in pain if I have to

• How long have you known 26?
sadly, eversince I was born

• Who is 24?
she's... nobody special.

• Are you or did you ever date 28?
eww >:(

• Do you have a crush on 27?
EWWW >:(

• Would you kiss 22?
plis deh bibir gua terlalu berharga

• Have you hugged 25?
erm... gimana ya, kadang gua gaboleh sembarangan meluk orang soalnya ntar gua jadi ga higienis lagi

• Is 29 your bff?
ih? siapa? sori ya bukan.

• What do you hate about 23?
nothing! okay, I lied. I hate EVERYTHING about her.

• What's your relationship with 30?
temen asal tau nama.


phew selesailah sudah capek juga ya ngisinya.


....kenapa? kok kalian mengerutkan alis begitu? ga puas sama jawaban gua? I'm just trying to be perfectly honest.


...ga percaya?
coba deh baca lagi. tapi kali ini, abca dari atas banget ya, dari judul postnya.
terus ke atas sedkit lagi.
udah?
nah.
tanggal berapa yang tertulis disitu? hehehehe


HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY FELLAS ;)) !!


I WAS PBVIOUSLY, TOTALLY KIDDING ABOUT THIS POST! ILOVEYOUALLLL<3, I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH MEAN THINGS TO YOU GUYSSS, DON'T TAKE EVEN A WORD FROM THIS POST YAAAAA, sori banget nihhh gua mengeluarkan kata-kata kejam hahaha gue becanda kokkk!!

B-) tapi sebenernya gua serius kok.

*siap2 digebukin tiga puluh manusia labil*


hehe lain kali gua bikin versi benernya dah. kalo niat ya. cao! xoxoxo

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