Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Royal Wedding

eh kawan kawan kemaren tanggal 29 April 2011 loh. hari penting ituuuu. yap, alasannya tak lain tak bukan adalah karena tanggal 29 April adalah tepat 195 hari sebelum gua sweet seventeeen! yeaaaay!! tepuk tangan ayoooo! *...krik, gada yang tepuk tangan*


hoho bercanda deng. yaa kalo lu pemerhati berita selebritas, ato semingu sekali at least baca koran, ato sering liatin kalender, ato demen nonton E!, ato ketagihan buka popsugar.com, pasti inget dong ya kemaren si prince charming setengah botak William dan si cantik seksi anak konglomerat Kate Middleton melangsungkan pernikahannya! uhuhu seneng sih, excited dan penasaran, tapi ya kesel juga si Kate Middleton gatau apa Prince William itu dulu punya gua :'( masa dia rebut begitu aja sih ahhhh tuh kan jadi bete kan. huh. ya gapapa sih mereka uda cocok, ntar gua kawinin dedenya aja si Prince Harry dah. haha. ups, nikahin ya, bukan kawinin.


ANYHOW. gua sama nyokap udah kaya orang gila berdua, teriak2 nontonin The Royal Wedding. percaya ato engga, suara kita berdua langsung abis :p(emak anak gada waras2nya, wkwk) sementara membayangkan kapan cobaaa gua bisa jadi kaya dua sejoli di atas. gua tiba2 inget bahwa dulu gua pernah ditag Notes di FB yang jdulnya "your wedding plan" hahaha nah kan nyambung tuh ada wedding2 nya, jadi okedah gua post ulang disini, iseng hehe.

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with d wedding plan!=) At the end, choose d people u want to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know about u!=)

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your wedding plan, tag d people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)


1. how old are you?
16 going to be 17 this year.. AGHH SO TUAA :'(

2. are you single?
PROUD TO SAY YESS! WUHUUU kata siapa gua upe! hahaha

3. at what age do you think you'll get married?
maunya sih 25 dong usia legal untuk menentukan nasib hihi :)

4. do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now?
sama siapa? udara? -____-

5. if not, who do you want to marry?
PRINCE HARRYYYY UHUHUHUHU ABIS WILLIAM UDA TAKEN SIH.

6. who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
MY BESTFRIENDS! monica winny mulyasasmita, asterya melietta harcan, aurelia claudia, putri darmono, glenda clarissa, michelle jong, valerie gabriella, monica karina, patricia marianna rusli! terus temen2 UCV juga lah, bahaha mati banget ntar kalo difoto bareng framenya kaga muat kali ye

7. do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
HAHA GUA MAUNYA ROYAL WEDDING BOKK

8. where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
anywhere in europe. greece, italy, paris, even switzerland would be nice.

9. how many guests do you think you'll invite?
close friends&fams only :), eh tapi kalo royal wedding harus ngundang raja2 negara lain ya haha ya itu juga bolehlah

10. will that include your exes?
enggak banget makasih.

11. how many layers of cake do you want?
berapa aja deh asal jangan dibikin lebih tinggi dari gua kuenya, ga lucu kalah tinggi sama kue .____.

12. when do you want to get married, morning or evening?
selama ini sih royal wedding selalu dilaksanakan pagi hari yaa, haha

13. name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
ayayaya apa yaaaa. MARRY YOU BY BRUNO MARS. biar kayak di Glee gitu kan seru kawinannya ohoho. tapi masa royal wedding gitu seh lagunya. ntar gua bisa digorok sama Queen Elizabeth.

14. do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon&fork?knife?
fine dining duongs

15. champagne or red wine?
champagne.

16. honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
haha kalau bisa buru2 kenapa tidak?

17. money or household items?
BOTHHH

18. how many kids would you like to have?
two or three, i would like to have twins brother and another younger sister so unyu kaaaan :3

19. will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
haha tentunya ada bagian tertentu yang tidak

20. whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
gada tuh..


haha mampus bgt keliatan yak gua pengen bgt nikah sama pangeran? well, that was, is, and will always be my private obsession. dari kecil gua punya satu cita2 yang ga pernah tergantikan: JADI PUTRI RAJA, muahahaha...hahaha....haaaaaah *menghela napas* oke gua tau itu ga mungkin -______- kalo putrinya kayak gua entar negaranya ancur.



haha okedah post ini sangat tidak penting, but all I wanna say is, once again, CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE NEWLY-WED PRINCE WILLIAM & KATE MIDDLETON, THE NEW DUKE&DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE!!! longlast ya Will awas kalo cepet2 cerai kaya enyak bapak lo! sip.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

for God I will.

hai semuanya! ini telor.
























terus ini kelinci.

kalo digabungin jadi apaaaa!?


yak, jawabannya adalah... KELINCI BERTELUR!! selamat, anda yang berhasil menjawab sesuai dengan jawaban saya sungguh amat pintar! tepuk tangaaaaan *yeaaay *plok plok plok


*dilindas massa


ehem, oke. jawabannya bukan kelinci bertelur deh ehehe. yang bener itu.... telor + kelinci = EASTER EGGS! HAPPY EASTER DAYS YOU ALL!!!! :DDD

oke cukup intro yang sangat absurd ini -_-" gua cuma mau bilang, selamat Paskah bagi mayoritas kawan2 saya yang merayakan! biasanya Tri Hari Suci adalah saat2 yang paling ENGGA gua tunggu2 dalam setahun, karena, well, kalo lu Katolik lu pasti ngerti kenapa -_-

tapi, Kamis Putih ini beda, karena UCV tugas nyanyi dong, jadi ga bosen lah selama misa. terhibur dengan suara sendiri #salah

Jumat Agung... ga gitu beda sih, nyokap seperti biasa kerajinan dateng 2 jem sebelum misa demi dapet tempat duduk di dalem. dan seperti biasa gua ketiduran pas pembacaan kisah sengsara ohohoho.

Sabtu Suci. nah ini dia. ntah ada angin apa gua tiba2 dimintain tolong sama temen buat jadi lektris di misa CC .___. awalnya gua kaya "ohh fine bole2, daripada bosen" jadi yaudah gua terima aja. gua sh pertamanya nerima itu tanpa beban. tapi sehari sebelum misa, tiba2 gua panik sendiri. takut salah baca. takut ntar setun pas di mimbar. takut umat2 terpesona sama gua juga. haha ga deng yang terakhir itu engga. intinya ya, GUA TAKUT.

pas hari-H, gua rela2in dateng pagi buat check sound segala macem. ngukur tinggi mic nya dst. ribet dah. dan ada aja yang bikin makin panik. bacaannya diubah lah. tapi pas bacanya, yah, at least I didn't make any noticed mistakes, no, praise The Lord Hallelujah.

tapi namanya amatiran ya susah. jadi kan lektor nya total ada 5. 2 dari sanur(termasuk gua), 3 dari CC. nah kebetulan yang tiga dari CC ini... orgnya sepik nan pelawak-wannabe semua. so, kan gua sama anak sanur satu lagi, Glenda, bertugas membaca bacaan pertama. jadi setelah giliran baca gua selesai, gua turun dari mimbar, terus gabung sama lektor2 lain di samping altar.
nah, deritanya jadi lektor misa malem paskah itu: HARUS BERDIRI DI ALTAR SELAMA LITURGI SABDA. isi liturgi sabda: 3 bacaan + 1 bacaan epistola, mazmur tanggapan untuk menyelingi masing2 bacaan + doa setelah bacaan! jadii, meskipun tugas baca gua udah selesai, gua tetep berdiri di situ sampai lektor ke-5 selesai membaca bacaan epistola, dan itu adalah kira2 setengah jem.

dan gua saltum tudemeks cing.

gua pake high heels, kesempitan satu nomer, dan haknya yang lancip2 nan labil gitu. sejak bacaan pertama aja, kaki gua uda sakit banget. bacaan kedua mulai, kaki gua uda sakit tak tertahankan. sejak bacaan ketiga, kaki gua uda mati rasa. detik demi detik gua lalui dengan kesakitaaaaaaan setengah mampus, cuma setengah jem tapi uda kayak setaon.

moralnya: jangan mau ajdi lektris pas malem paskah kecuali lu ga harus pake high heels.

oh tapi, ada sih satu kejadian tololnya. hehe. jadi kan, pembaca terakhir itu si Jeli, manusia yang sangat amat... sepik. di bacaan terakhir, dia ngebaca bacaan dari kitab Surat Paulus terhadap umat di Roma. nah ya tau sendiri lah Surat paulus itu kan mostly isinya himbauan dan nasihat yang berapi2 gitu kan. entah bagaimana, sepertinya si Jeli ini terbawa suasana pas bacanya. terus nada suaranya makin lama makin ga nyante. makin tinggi oktafnya. puncaknya, dia ngebaca satu kata: "~KITA..." dengan suara super tinggi sopran yang amat sangat ga nyantai.

reaksi refleks: gua sama Glenda ampir ngakak di altar. tapi MANA BOLEH? MANA DITOLERANSI SIH? makanya selama 5 menit ke depannya kita gigit bibir sambil nahan ketawa. tapi badan kita uda gemeter2 gitu gara2 nahan ketawa. mungkin yang ngeliat kita dari belakang uda mikir engga2. ni dua org epilepsi kali ya, hehe.


jadi ya intinya, Paskah gua cukup berwarna deh. meskipun gau harus ngerelain ga nonton Bieber. tapi gapapa, demi pelayanan kepada Tuhan dan Gereja. Yes God, for You I will :)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

still my favorite

How did I get here?
I turned around and there you were
I didn't think twice or rationalize
'Cause somehow I knew

That there was more that just chemistry
I mean I knew you were kind of into me
But I figured it's too good to be true

I said, "Pinch me, where's the catch this time?"
Can't find a single cloud in the sky
Help me before I get used to this guy

They say that good things take time
But really great things happen
In the blink of an eye

Thought the chances to meet somebody
Like you were a million to one
I can't believe it, you're one in a million

All this time I was looking for love
Trying make things work that weren't good enough
Till I thought I'm through, said, "I'm done"
And stumbled into the arms of the one

You're making me laugh about the silliest stuff
Say that I'm your diamond in the rough
When I'm mad at you, you come with your velvet touch

Can't believe that I'm so lucky
I have never felt so happy
Every time I see that sparkle in your eyes

They say that good things take time
But really great things happen
In the blink of an eye

Thought the chances to meet somebody
Like you were a million to one
I can't believe it, you're one in a million



bilanglah saya payah, terjebak masa lalu, kekanak kanakan, tapi ini tetap jadi lagu favorit saya sepanjang masa.
terlalu banyak kenangan yang terkait dengan lagu ini :,) sedih senang sakit pahit manis
dan sekarang nambah aje nih kenangan haha.
yeah, whatever, MILEY CYRUS STILL ROCKS MY WORLD.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

show your love to mommy earth! :3

so, I got diarrhea. told by parents to stay at home and not to go to school today. but I've got something to do anyway; writing a speech about.. yes, our lovely environment. how awesome is that. I bet this topic is the most used topic in the history of speech-making, considering everybody knows about it but never truly cares about our earth. thus we always bring up this topic to the top; make a speech competition about it, or even arrange a campaign, but at the end we humans always stay the same--either our concern last as long as people's facebook status, or we're even too lazy to care.

so, desperately trying to make a speech that does NOT sound like thousands or millions other environmental speeches, I... was stuck. I was stuck with the idea that I must use a formal language, while I feel like adding 'fuck' and 'hell' to every single word because... I always want to put a stress on my words. later I figured out something that might work: writing my speech on my blog, where I need not to censor all my improper words, then revise it later for my teacher. at least here I could share all my ideas without worrying that it might be just too vulgar for a formal speech. so, enjoy my uncensored speech.


IF YOU CAN NOT STOP IT, DON'T TAKE PART IN IT.
written by: Valya Andyani


We live in the world as we know it. Us, the humankind, living on a beautiful, luxuriant planet called earth. And this planet—our home, the place where we belong—has suffered some serious damages up until now. Yes, I’m talking about Global Warming.

As you know, our earth is on its way to destruction as I’m saying this. Then, shouldn’t we be busy now, saving our planet? Theoretically, yes, we should be. But I dare to say, that’s not what we are doing. We are the main cause of this global crisis that has not been solved for decades. We, humans, are the ones who put our mother nature in sufferings. Simply put, instead of trying to save it, we are damaging our own home and making its condition even worse than before. That is what we did, are doing, and will always do. If we fucking ruined our planet, then why the hell would we save it? Isn’t it contradictory to each other?

But for me, the answer is simple. Because we need to. We could pretend to be blind to the fact that what we did in the past--like burning all of those trees, killing those animals, and such--have put our planet into a horrible condition.. We could deny the truth and lie to ourselves. But we couldn't deceive ourselves as if nothing's gonna happen in the future! Open your eyes. Have you ever feel afraid of watching those deadly-global warming-effects videos? I have, and it took me time to realize that I was not scared because those videos showed me ugly things--I was afraid because I know, little or big, I have participated in making our world ugly.

Well, this is what I used to say to myself, "I might contribute to Global Warming by taking cars for going somewhere near, or by not turning off the lights when they're not necessary, or by wasting some waters, but it isn't comparable to the whole damage that the earth suffers. Some other party must've done something bigger and worse than I did, like those illegal loggers." We all know deep inside, that it isn't fucking true. Yes, we're not the most responsible party, but it didn't change the fact that we participated in it. We made it worse. Don't you wanna do something better?

The more ignorant we become, the deadline also become nearer. It may not happen in our generation, but the earth may reach its worst state later, in our children's lifetime. So I guess it's better if we start doing things that might fix what we've messed up with. It is kind of irrational to think that even doing the most effortless things, like using handkerchief instead of tissues, could help fix things up. It seems too small, too minor to solve a big problem like Global Warming. Thus we sometimes become insecure whether what we do could really help the earth or not. Well, let me be the person who say this to you: yes, it could. Maybe I'm not an approved climatologist, neither I have a PhD title or such. I'm sorry I can only suggest you standard things like saving the electricity and the water for our mother earth. But I'm not sorry for being a person who stands up and defends her home. I'm not sorry for having a dream where all the human races unite together and save our living place, like million others have dreamt. And we could make that dream comes true. So, do you think you wanna be the part of the human race dream? If you do, let’s stop making excuses now, think that you could do something real for our earth. Alone I could dream of something, but together we could make that dream comes true. We must together protect what is precious to us—our home. Thank you.



There it is :D what do you think? does it sound convincing? or do you think it is as trashy as other speeches? if you have a spare 5 minutes to spend, would you pleeeeeasssseeee let me know what you think of this speech by simply put a comment below or write in the chitchat box right there? --------------------->


thanks before. I'd really, really appreciate it.


Go save the earth! wohoooooo! mommy earth wait for us! we'll save you!!!

xoxo, Valya ;)

Sunday, April 10, 2011

aku pengen punya anak



ADUH KEPENGEN PUNYA ANAK hahaha ini pasti gara2 terlalu banyak bergaul sama *** ****(guess who, but don't, like SERIOUSLY DON'T tell the person haha)

Valya yang dulu:
  • ngegendong bayi 5-10 kg aja kaga kuat
  • dan cara gendongnya aja kaga tau
  • gapernah sukses ganti popok sepupu bayi gua
  • diompolin dikit langsung dendam ke bayinya
  • dan entah kenapa tiap kali mangku bayi SELALU diompolin
  • bayi-bayi gapernah terlihat seneng duduk di pangkuan gua, mungkin karena itu kali ya mereka ngompol berkelanjutan
  • selalu ngusulin nama macem2 buat sepupu yang akan lahir--> "Li Shinrei"(kepengaruh komik Samurai Deeper Kyo, wkwk), "Hiei"(kepengaruh Yu Yu Hakusho), "Wolfram"(kepengaruh siapa tau), duh kasian ya tante2 gua
  • kalo disuruh jagain sepupu-sepupu yang masih bayi, biasanya gua kunci tu kamar belajar, gua kasih mereka kertas+spidol, gua awasin sambil main komputer(tapi 95% maen 5% ngawasin)
  • dengan biadabnya memperdengarkan iPod dengan suara kenceng ke sepupu gua yang baru 5 bulan
  • mempertontonkan video2 Suju ke si sepupu sambil bilang ke dia "Kenji, kamu kalo uda gede harus ganteng kayak gitu ya" *nunjuk Kyuhyun*
  • ngajarin sepupu2 bayi gua game suit pake bahasa Jepang, hihi mereka ketagihan loh, tapi abis itunya pas diajak suit pake bahasa Indonesia mereka jadi ga ngerti
  • ngedandanin sepupu bayi gua yang berjenis kelamin cowo, Bryan, dengan pita dan hairclip dan hair ribbon dan lain-lainnya, tadinya mau gua pakein lipstik tapi kayanya terlalu brutal
  • tiap kali Bryan ke rumah gua, gua kasih maennya sama Barbie(bekas maenan gua dulu), gua indoktrinasi habis2an dengan maenan cewe, duh gatau deh gimana jadinya ntar
  • karena mereka imut imut imutttttt imut imut, tiap ketemu gua cium2in pipinya abis2an, terus kalo mereka gamau gua katain "Don't be such a bad boy!!" <--fitnah, padahal guanya yang bad girl wkwk
lihat? lihat perlakuan gua yang sangat brutal, tak berperikebayian, dan amoral terhadap bayi-bayi manis tak berdosa itu? ya itulah gua. gua bukan cewe yang keibuan. gua benci anak-anak(pengecualian bagi mereka yang bertampang imut-imut kaya sepupu2 gua). gua pengen nyumpel sesuatu ke mulut mereka kalo mereka nangis. gua sadis. HAHA ga seekstrim itu sih


tapi bener, gua sama sekali buka calon ibu yang baik(ya masih jauh sih). tapi belakangan gua mikir, toh suatu saat gua bakal punya anak juga(kecuali kalo gua ga dapet jodoh terus mati sebagai perawan tua, itu laen cerita. eh tapi masih ada jalan adopsi ya). gua pengen deh punya anak, tiba2 gua mikir gitu. isn't it amazing, taking care of a soul, a real living creature who's also a gift from God? yaa meskipun kalo seorang Valya yang ngebesarin, pretty much dia bakal tumbuh ga kalah absurd dari mamanya -__-v


so, mulai detik ini gua mau belajar jadi cewe yang baik! calon ibu yang baik! dan mau mulai mempersiapkan nama2 yang ga aneh buat calon anak2 gua! hahahaha

Sunday, April 3, 2011

valya's an artist! (or at least i think so)

heyy sooo I've been doing some assignments from my kiu2, and that turns out to be effing boring, so I... blogged *sighed*. ya know, this blog and practically all six blogs I've made before which got neglected later everytime I got bored has always been a great escape :/

ANYWAYY. when I sat in front of this computer, trying to find out what to do, unintentionally I opened my private folders and found some interesting stuffs inside. MY DRAWINGS! hahaha it's been a long time since I drew, seriously! that used to
be, like, my life purpose and now I just kind of... forget that. yahh pokoknya gua nemuin ini gambar yang gua bikin pas kelas 9. wew, dua lama banget :/

anehnya, pas gua nemuin gua mikir "wow, kayanya skrg gua gabisa gambar kaya gini lagi deh". bukan berarti gambar gua bagus. bener2 engga. tapi gua yang sekarang ga bisa untuk gambar bahkan selevel dengan itu. uda lama ga megang pensil sih hehe. anyway, inilah gambarnya:


IIIIH hahahaha kangeeen bgt ;3 gua gambarnya di cover depan agenda deh kalo ga salah, lagi norak2nya itu pas si biola cinta (fabiola cintantya, LOL) bilang "vaaal ternyata kalo lu gambar2 pake rotring di cover agenda, jadinya bagus loh ga luntur!" terus gua gambar deh! :3

tau dah gua mikir apa waktu itu kok gambarnya dua cewe bisa2nya yang kiri keliatan unyu yang kanan keliatan bitchy haha. yang jelas gua inget komentar cinta abis itu: "Val kok t***t cewe yang kanan GEDE BANGET" HAHAHAHA maaf deh cin kan supaya sexyyy :* #berbahaya,labil


di folder yang sama, gua menemukan gambar lain yang gua bikin pake paint haha. sebenernya dulu ini gua buat pas dapet tugas sejarah sih, kaya disuruh bikin lifetime journal gitu, terus gua sertakanlah ilustrasi ngasal ini. tapi sekarang kalo gua liat liat lagi, kok... UNYU yah? #geer check it out:


yang salah banget adalah deskripsi gua "innocent toddler" -___- bah, even as a toddler I was NOT innocent at all -___-

yang ingin saya katakan adalah, karya2 saya di masa lalu membuat saya ingin tertawa B-) what was I thinking when I made those?? hahaha.

last but not least, gua nemu satu lagi, yang ini sebenernya biasa aja sih, tapi gua rada2 demen sama kata2nya. ini ayat alkitab favorit gua, gua inget banget dulu gua bikin pas lagi masa2 sucinya gua, tiap minggu mudika haha.


ya Tuhan dulu gua niat sekali bikin ginian. gua udah lupa banget sama kata2 ayat alkitab ini. tapi sekarang gua inget. dan, well, smoga gua bisa mempraktekkannya seperti dulu :,)


I used to be an artist and I still wanna be :$ I think I need to hold a pencil a little more often.

Friday, April 1, 2011

labilmakers of my world.

setelah stejoe mengatakan blog gua tulisannya 'formal banget' dan 'kurang absurd' (yang bikin gua pengen nonjok mukanya terus motong rambutnya yang superbagus dan gua tempelin ke kepala gua), gua jadi merasa 'JLEBSSSSS' gitu, ah tapi yaudalah ya, sori deh stejoe kalo ruang-ruang di otak gua tersusun lebih teratur dibanding otak lu yang kayak labirin itu, otak gua emang sedemikian teraturnya, searching machine aja ada, jadi kalo mau nyari data apa gitu di otak gua tinggal ketik keyword terus pencet 'search'. yep, ide website Google itu sebenernya niru sistem otak gua. but that is supposed to be a secret so don't tell anybodeh ;)

anyway, sebenernya ua jadi pengen ngupdate blog gua terus gara-gara dibilangin gitu sama stejoe, gua jadi gatau mau nuils apa kan. yaudah gua copas aja game ini dari blognya nasya. dan emang daridulu gua demen ngisi ginian uhyohyohyo.


30 orang ya, hmm, gua isinya selang seling cewe-cowo aja dah.


Can you name 30 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 30 people. No cheating!

1. winny
2. reno
3. ace
4. ixara
5. putri
6. rio
7. glenda
8. cublo
9. jong
10. ko yudhi
11. monic
12. eko
13. tata
14. agung
15. nasya
16. erwin
17. stejo
18. nando
19. gio
20. sudib
21. raras
22. meily
23. kak vita
24. harman
25. sonya
26. diandra
27. thalia
28. livi
29. gege
30. nana

THE QUESTIONS:
• How did you meet 10?
dia pelatih koor gua. tapi pelatih terburuk yang pernah gua miliki sih haha

• What would you do if you had never met 6?
ya ga apa apa paling member keluarga gua berkurang satu

• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
HAHAHA. susah lah muka dua2nya sama2 jelek

• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
EWW Neither! they're disgusting!!

• Did you ever like 9?
I pretend to but I never did.

• Have you ever seen 4 cry?
if I have then he must be the weakest guy around.

• Would 4 and 12 make a good mate?
oh ya kebetulan mereka homoan.

• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
HAHA. susah, nomer satu kebagusan buat nomer dua.

• Describe 8:
FREAK.

• Do you like 12?
mending sama keset.

• Tell me something about 17:
she's... nothing special about her, really.

• What's 7's favorite color?
why does it matter?

• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
really? oh well I don't like you back

• When was the last time you talked to number 15?
I tried to avoid her so I forgot when, it's been such a long time though.

• How do you think 19 feels about you?
I think she thinks I'm super awesome.

• What languages does 13 speak?
none that she speaks fluently.

• Who is 2 going out with?
****

• What grade is 16 in?
why do I care?

• What is 5's favorite music?
definitely dangdut. or not.

• Would you ever date 3?
I'm too awesome for her.

• Is 11 single?
iya kali mana gua tau

• What is 10s last name?
eka... ekapuro? eka something lah lupa ga penting

• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
she's dating the freaky Justin Bieber

• Where does 18 live?
jurassic park

• What do you think about 20?
he's not as awesome as I am

• What is the best thing about 4?
he could play baseball. but then again, I also can. so it's nothing special eh?

• Is 21 hard-working?
who knows? nobody pays attention to her.

• What would you like to tell 14 right now?
go on a diet, dude.

• How did you meet 9?
I forget, it's not so important right

• What is the best and worst thing about 27?
best=none; worst=everything

• Are you going to know 3 forever?
I would be in pain if I have to

• How long have you known 26?
sadly, eversince I was born

• Who is 24?
she's... nobody special.

• Are you or did you ever date 28?
eww >:(

• Do you have a crush on 27?
EWWW >:(

• Would you kiss 22?
plis deh bibir gua terlalu berharga

• Have you hugged 25?
erm... gimana ya, kadang gua gaboleh sembarangan meluk orang soalnya ntar gua jadi ga higienis lagi

• Is 29 your bff?
ih? siapa? sori ya bukan.

• What do you hate about 23?
nothing! okay, I lied. I hate EVERYTHING about her.

• What's your relationship with 30?
temen asal tau nama.


phew selesailah sudah capek juga ya ngisinya.


....kenapa? kok kalian mengerutkan alis begitu? ga puas sama jawaban gua? I'm just trying to be perfectly honest.


...ga percaya?
coba deh baca lagi. tapi kali ini, abca dari atas banget ya, dari judul postnya.
terus ke atas sedkit lagi.
udah?
nah.
tanggal berapa yang tertulis disitu? hehehehe


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